Saturday, June 23, 2007

Flying Cigars

By Alan Burkhart

Yet another busy news week. As I write this, Fox News is breaking (ahead of CNN, ABC and USA Today) the news that Bobby Cutts has been taken into custody for the murder of Jessie Davis. The man who lost his family in a violent Illinois shooting has been charged with their murder. A pair of naked twenty-somethings plummeted to their deaths from a roof top. The US and North Korea are again engaged in talks regarding North Korea's nuclear program. Iran still has a president who fancies himself the Bringer of the Apocalypse and Syria is still his willing puppet. George W. Bush is still the second-worst president in the last 100 years (and the worst Republican president), and Iraq is still a mess.

And, "The Evening Standard" is reporting that a mile-wide, cigar-shaped UFO was spotted over the English Channel. I'll let the other guys write about nukes, terrorists and murderers. I'm not passing up the chance to expound upon one of my favorite subjects.

First, the details:
The object was spotted by Captain Ray Bowyer of Aurigny Airlines while flying over the Channel Islands. Bowyer first thought the object to be about 10 miles distant but then realized it was as much as forty miles away. An experienced pilot, Bowyer judged the object to be at least a mile wide. Bowyer later spotted a second UFO, though it was much farther from his position.

An unnamed pilot with Blue Islands airline also spotted one of the objects, and two passengers aboard Bowyer's flight confirmed seeing the first one.

"The Evening Standard" quotes Captain Bowyer as saying, "I'm certainly not saying that it was something of another world. All I'm saying is that I have never seen anything like it before in all my years of flying."

Okay, so what was it?

The term "Unidentified Flying Object" does not automatically mean it's a visitor from Planet Zebes. The term simply means that it's flying and no one has a clue what it is. It's a safe bet however, that those of you who recognize the name "Zebes" doubtlessly share my view that we don't want any visitors from that particular planet. Call me a Zebephobe if you wish.

The object could have been a bit of freakish weather, glowing gasses (from where?) in the atmosphere or yet another top-secret government project gone awry. It could, of course, have also been an extraterrestrial visitor.

These incidents are generally swept under the governmental rug or explained away as weather balloons, mass hysteria or failed satellites reentering the atmosphere. And, I'm sure that at least some of those explanations are true. But, neither weather balloons nor satellites are a mile wide. Failed satellites don't maneuver, as some UFO's have been known to do.

So, do I believe we're occasionally visited by people from other worlds? Yes, I do. I find it impossible to believe that in all the vastness of the Creation, we could be the only inhabitants. When I was a kid, my fascination with UFO's (exacerbated by Star Trek reruns) often drew my mother's irritation. Mom would tell me that "It's silly to think there could be life in outer space." And, I would always reply, "But Mom, WE are in outer space."

Stumped her every time with that.

My UFO Sighting:
When I was a small boy, my dad and I would often sit on the front steps at night just before bedtime. He'd let me ramble on about whatever was on my young mind and treat it as if it were the most profound bit of wisdom he'd ever heard. One summer night, we were sitting there on the steps when a huge glowing disk passed low over our home (no, I'm not making this up). It made no sound, but it was clearly visible overhead and I had the impression that it was rotating. It simply flew straight over us and disappeared over the tree tops. The whole thing lasted maybe five seconds. Dad scooped me up and hauled me inside.

I was of course full of questions, but for once my father had no answers. He gently but firmly told me to drop the subject and go to bed. We never spoke of it after that night, but I'll never forget it. The incident genuinely spooked him, and dad didn't spook easily.

Much has been made over the years regarding the possibility of an elaborate government cover-up where UFO's are concerned. Let's face it, folks: Our government can't keep a secret. Whether it's Bill Clinton selling us out to the Chinese or some disgruntled government employee spilling secrets to the media, nothing stays secret in this country very long. I'm betting that if our government had knowledge of the existence of extraterrestrials, or actual dealings with them, we'd know about it by now. I'm not into conspiracy theory, alien abductions or crop circles.

As to what the occasional alien visitor might be doing here, who knows? I've never been one to speculate and most supposed UFO sightings turn out to be hoaxes. It is therefore impossible to deduce from visual observation what they might be doing, since we can't be sure we're observing the real thing.

UFO hoaxers don't help the credibility of people who have actually witnessed unexplained aerial phenomena. Some fraudulent sightings turn out to be no more than a hubcap tossed into the air like a Frisbee and photographed in flight. Others are more elaborate and take time to refute. Claims of seeing a UFO become equated to sightings of Bigfoot, Chupacabra or Elvis.

Still, believing in "Flying Saucer Men" allows me a sense of boyish wonder when I gaze up at a starry night sky. It allows me to dwell upon the possibility that while I'm admiring the twinkling lights above, someone else in the vastness of space may be staring back with a sense of wonder equal to my own. If an alien spacecraft should ever land in my town, I'll be first in line asking for a ride.

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Python Pictures

By Alan Burkhart

My buddy Dave in Australia passed along these pics of a rather angry python. Originally, we believed the python was photographed in Australia. According to snopes.com however, the pics were shot in Africa. Anyway, it's a big frigging snake.

The big guy had evidently just dined, and he was so large he got caught under an electric fence. That HAD to hurt. :p




Be sure to visit Dave's Australian trucking website.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Modern Day Barbarism

By Alan Burkhart

The case of a missing four-year old girl named Madeleine McCann has brought attention to a horrific problem not only around the world, but also here in the United States. The young British girl named Madeleine was snatched from a holiday apartment in Praia da Luz in Portugal on May 3 and her family has been tireless in keeping her in the headlines as the search continues.

Her mother is now considering giving up her job as a doctor to campaign against child trafficking and raise awareness about missing children. Maddie is still missing and police are complaining that the trail has gone cold.

That case amplifies what is happening each day. News bombards us with assaults, murders and mayhem; Not by terrorists, not in a war being fought in some distant nation, but right here at home. Our children are being misused, abused and killed with horrifying violence and frequency. Consider only the most recent examples of wrongdoing against young people:
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee Police in northwest Georgia have rescued a boy from a hot car where his mother's companion is accused of tying him up.
Ringgold, Georgia, police say a Cracker Barrel restaurant employee called police after seeing Raymond Minchew take the six-year-old out of the restaurant and return without him -- then finished eating his meal. (FoxNews 06.13.07)
LEAWOOD, Kansas A message of hope, love and salvation words chosen by Kelsey Smith herself will intertwine with stories from those closest to her Tuesday at a memorial service for the 18-year-old who was abducted and slain a little more than a week ago. (FoxNews 06.12.07)
SAN DIEGO, California A former respiratory therapist pleaded guilty Tuesday to molesting young, brain-damaged patients at the hospital where he worked for 25 years. Wayne Albert Bleyle, 55, admitted to eight counts of forcible lewd acts upon a child and four counts of exhibiting a minor in pornography. (FoxNews - 06.12.07)
FORT WORTH, Texas A 9-month-old girl who was the lone survivor of her mother's attempt to hang herself and her four children will live temporarily with an aunt, attorneys said Tuesday. (FoxNews 06.12.07)
DALLAS, Texas -- A cheap, highly addictive drug known as "cheese heroin" has killed 21 teenagers in the Dallas area over the past two years, and authorities say they are hoping they can stop the fad before it spreads across the nation. (CNN 06.12.07)
LEBANON, Missouri Missouri prosecutors charged three people with murder Tuesday after a wild brawl sparked by text messages left a teen brutally beaten to death with a baseball bat and another critically injured. (FoxNews 06.12.07)
WICHITA, Kansas A woman whose two stepdaughters were discovered last year in an advanced state of starvation has been sentenced to nearly four years in prison. Jennifer Wood's abuse of the two girls was so severe that they could have died if there had not been intervention, District Judge Douglas Roth said. (FoxNews 06.09.07)
SEATTLE, Washington The firefighters who tried to save 3-year-old Ashley McLellan, unconscious after being pulled from a pool on a winter night in 2003, noticed something strange about her stepfather: He was calm, mostly dry and never once asked them if she would live. She didn't, and Joel Zellmer was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of killing her in an attempt to collect on a $200,000 insurance policy - just one accusation in a string of accidents that investigators say Zellmer concocted to befall the young children of the women he dated. (FoxNews 06.08.07)

Our young people, be they teens, toddlers or infants are faced with a wide array of dangers, and it seems that few youngsters can truly feel safe anymore - for some, not even with their own families.

From where do these dangers originate?

Illegal Drugs...
"You know I've seen a lot of people walking 'round with tombstones in their eyes. But the pusher don't care if you live or if you die."
From "The Pusher" - Steppenwolf

A Drug dealer is a natural predator of thrill-seeking teenagers. Teens constantly explore their world. Each day is a new adventure, and like all adventures a teen's world is fraught with danger. I did my share of drugs as a teen, and for the most part I emerged unscathed. But that was 30 years ago in a small Central Texas town.

The typical drug dealer of today neither knows personally or cares about his customers. In the mind of a drug dealer, the country's youth are no more than expendable assets to be used for his own advantage. When one dies, there is always another to take his or her place. Today's drugs are far more potent than the home-grown weed I burned as a teenager. Methamphetamines, heroin, and the various "party drugs" available today constitute a poisonous buffet of deadly choices, and constant vigilance by parents, school officials and law enforcement is needed to remove those choices.

Tons of illegal drugs move across our border with Mexico and through our nation's sea ports. Add the local meth labs and marijuana farms spread across the country and you have a deadly situation. This is made worse by the fact of the violence that goes hand in hand with the drug culture.

Worse, our elected leaders do little more than pay lip service to the problem even though thousands of dedicated law enforcement officials across the country risk their lives each day to keep our children safe. The phony "War on Drugs" isn't just a sham. It's an embarrassment.

Sexual Predators...
"If I do escape, I promise you I will kill and rape again, and I will enjoy every minute of it." Statement to the court by convicted sexual predator Westley Allan Dodd.

The motivations of sexual predators vary widely from one to the next. For some, it's the feeling of power achieved by dominating a weaker, younger person. For others, it's the innocence of a young child that generates the attraction. Still others see only an "object" with which to fulfill their twisted desires. Regardless of the forces that drive a sexual predator, the results are the same. Many of their victims are brutally murdered after being sexually assaulted, and those who survive are scarred for life.

Predators come in all shapes, sizes and ages. They can be male or female. They can be heterosexual or homosexual, and in some cases bisexual. The sexual predator in your neighborhood might be the obvious creepy old guy down the street, or an attractive female high school teacher. Maybe the leader of the local Boy Scout troop, or the preacher or the pizza delivery guy. The point is, you don't have many ways of knowing unless you check the sex offender registry. If you have a suspicion, regardless of how unfounded you believe that suspicion might be, isn't it worth the effort to check it out? I'd much rather hurt the pizza guy's feelings than risk my daughter's well-being.

Of course, not every sex offender is listed in the registry. "Your" sex offender may be looking to commit his first offense, or maybe he simply hasn't been caught as yet.

Consider this terrifying tidbit from an article by Clint Van Zandt at MSNBC:
"The U.S. Department of Justice has indicated that 'the average child molester,' as if any such two-legged monster that could be considered 'average,' commits 380 acts of child molestation during his lifetime. A 1992 study in one state looked at almost 800 child molesters and rapists who had completed psychiatric treatment as part of their sentence, and noted that these 'graduates' were arrested more often for new sex crimes than were those who had not been treated. An international study found a 43% rate of 'known' recidivism among child molesters, with the more violent the offense, the greater the chance for repeat behavior, while another study indicated that a group of less than 250 known child molesters had admitted to attempting over 55,000 molestations involving almost 20,000 victims. And finally, California Sen. Dennis Hollingsworth indicated that there were 33,000 sexually violent felons missing or unaccounted for in that state, a sure recipe for future crimes against children and others."
Scared yet?

Abusive and Careless Parents...

MEHL: OK, is it a regular sized bathtub or is it a big one?
YATES: Regular sized.
MEHL: How far did you fill it?
YATES: About three inches from the top.
MEHL: About three inches from the top, um, after you drew the bath water, what was your intent? What were you about to do?
YATES: Drown the children.
From the transcript of Andrea Yates' confession after she killed her children
(Houston Chronicle)

Andrea Yates, Susan Smith and Joel Zellmer are but a few on the long list of parents and step-parents who have abused and / or murdered innocent children. And while these tragic incidents have always happened from time to time, recent events indicate an upswing in occurrences.

In Zellmer's case, it appears that the man has made a career of becoming involved with single mothers, then attempting to kill or injure their children to collect insurance money. The term "Monster" seems appropriate here.

Susan Smith was infatuated with a wealthy gentleman who did not want a relationship with a woman who had dependent children. So, she rolled her car into a lake with her children belted into the back seat. Andrea Yates believed she was a bad mother (no argument here), and decided to punish herself by drowning all five of her children in the bath tub.

Gilberta Estrada hung her four daughters, ranging in age from 8 months to five years, in a bedroom closet before hanging herself. The 8 month-old is the only survivor. According to ABC News, Estrada may have been suffering from post-partum depression and also the stress of being recently separated from her husband.

Stress, anger, depression, guilt and greed all seem to be motivating factors for parents and guardians who kill their children. Equally tragic is the fact that so many children have died a tortuous death after being left in a hot car while Mommy runs a quick errand. How many? From 1998 through 2006, 330 young children literally cooked alive in hot cars while a parent shopped in air conditioned comfort a short distance away. As of June 11, nine have died thus far in 2007 (ggweather.com).

To all of the above, add school shootings by other students, assault by peers outside of school, workplace violence and the tendency of many teens to self-destruct by way of driving under the influence or some other risky behavior. The risk of injury or death to our nation's youth is rapidly reaching the point at which we must consider it a crisis, and "crisis" is not a word I use lightly.

How did our society fall into such a sorry state?

There are many answers due to the fact that there are so many different sources of danger to our young people, but there is one common denominator for all of them: We live in an "anything goes" society. A society can be best defined as a group of people living within a set of laws designed to inhibit unacceptable behavior. It is human nature to push whatever envelope that confines us. So as the rules governing behavior are gradually softened, the inevitable result is a general worsening of behavior by all people, especially among people of poor character. Our permissive society has spawned a generation of people who have little or no concept of personal responsibility.

What to do?

Draconian enforcement of drug and immigration laws is desperately needed. Tons of illegal drugs and thousands of sexual predators cross our border with Mexico each year. Research by "Americans for Legal Immigration" shows that as many as 240,000 illegal alien sex offenders currently reside in the USA. Could your gardener be one of them?

An overhaul of the legislation pertaining to sex crimes is also needed; Genarlow Wilson of Georgia is fighting for his freedom while true sexual predators are released to ruin (or end) yet another young life. If you're not familiar with the Wilson case, there's a link under "Related Reading" below. Genarlow is guilty of doing exactly what ninety-nine percent of all teenagers have done. He had consensual sex with another teenager. Genarlow was sentenced to prison for ten years while the Catholic Church busied itself in covering up mass child molestation by its clergy and dozens of sexual predators were released from prison to rape and murder yet again.

Most importantly, Americans must return to the moral and societal norms of past decades. Our proud nation survived a brutal civil war and broke the chains of slavery. We fought and won two major wars against totalitarianism and later broke the back of the Soviet Union. But in our quest to become the freest nation on Earth, we have also freed those among us who would do harm to some of our nation's most vulnerable citizens, and we have lost the sense of personal responsibility that governs the actions of otherwise good people. It is not a loss of freedom or civil rights to penalize irresponsible behavior. It is not "cruel and unusual" to lock sex offenders and drug dealers away for the rest of their lives. By keeping repeat offenders in prison, we are protecting the rights of those who might otherwise perish in the dead of night while their families try in vain to find them.

We are constantly told by our so-called leaders that we must be tolerant and understanding of those who behave or believe differently from the rest of us. To a point, I agree. But when our young people become targets of opportunity, the line must be drawn.

Tolerance is a two-edged sword. The more tolerant we become, the more we will be expected to tolerate in the future. I don't know about you, but I'm done with being tolerant. I want my country back.

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Monday, June 04, 2007

A Visit to Vernonia, OR

By Alan Burkhart

Vernonia, Oregon sits comfortably in the rocky hills northwest of Portland. My first impression was that it's a quiet and friendly little town, and from all appearances I gather it has a rich history. I delivered a load of transformers today to the local electric cooperative there, and while things went relatively smoothly, the road into the co-op was a bit more adventuresome than usual, as you'll see in the photos below.

I arrived in town before daylight and parked in front of the coop's office. I had been informed previously that someone would take me to the "pole yard" to unload the transformers around 9:00 AM. With a bit of time to kill, I waited until the local businesses began to open, and then struck out on foot in search of a cup of coffee. A local out for her morning jog was glad to point me to a small coffee shop in the next block. The little place was already busy, and the smell of fresh coffee mixed with the soft jazz floating from the hidden speakers almost caused me to be late returning to the truck.

I'd been back in the truck only a few minutes when a co-op employee showed up and I followed him to the pole yard. When the guy turned off SR 47 onto the little gravel driveway, I thought at first he'd taken a wrong turn. The hill was about as nearly straight up as I would want to try in an 18-wheeler. I engaged the "differential lock" (a semi's equivalent of 4-wheel drive) and crawled up the hill. You'll note the images here show me going down the hill, not up. I didn't have the time or inclination to grab the cell phone and take pics on the way in.


In places, I had to hug the left side of the road to the point that the trees were shoving the left mirror out of adjustment. By the time I got to the top, there were small limbs hanging all over the front of the truck. And since the road is cut into a hillside, I had a dirt wall on one side and steep drop-off on the other. I did at least manage to get a couple of pics on the way out.







At the pole yard, there was no dock and no fork lift. The guys used a "boom truck" to reach into the trailer and drag the transformers out, then swing'em around and set them on the ground. This method of unloading is fairly common in both rural areas and job sites, although it had been awhile since I'd unloaded this way.

Vernonia is located on SR 47 about 15 miles north of US Hwy 26, west of Portland. It's a pretty drive from Portland, especially after exiting from 26 onto 47. If you're traveling in the Portland area, I heartily recommend a side trip to Vernonia. Nice folks, nice town (and great coffee).

See you on the road...
Alan